Cellular Landline

I'm driving a shopping cart and making a telephone call on my cellular landline.

Clown!

I'm a clown...

Harris Teeter

I'm playing on the ride at the local Harris Teeter.

Dogface

Face paint is fun...

Gingerbread Man

Gingerbread man at Chick-fil-a.

Golf Club Sweater

Sadly, my family made this sweater disappear... :'-(

Halloween

It's Halloween!

The Monster Mash

Just doing a little karyoke with my boombox...

The Horsey Ride

Playing on the horsey ride at the mall.

Lampshade

I just wanted to brighten up your day...

Pay Phone 2014

I found a pay phone!

Pay Phone 2015

I visited the pay phone again!

New Sweater

I got a new sweater.

Happy New Years

Partying on New Years...

Another Pay Phone

While visiting Jordan Lake, I found a pay phone.

Phonebooth

I love old phone booths.

Merry Christmas!

I got a new Christmas sweater.

I need a dime.

Operator, get me JO 2-1917 please.

Santa

I'd like a pay phone for Christmas...

Sarcasm

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School Bus

It's fun and educational...

Silly Hat

I got a funny hat!

Happy St. Patrick's Day

My Mom made me a new hat!

Sumo Wrestler

Does this sumo suit make me look fat?

I found Waldo!

Yes, I found waldo. But then I lost him again...

Yard Sale Dance

This is how to make a yard sale a success.

It's always fun when AT&T comes to visit...

They let me wear the hat.

I'm calling from the corporate office...

Listen to my prank calls at www.kingofbellsouth.com and you'll get it.

Can you hear me now?

Still in the bucket...